You know Global Warming is real when …

• You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
• You go outside your shadow stays inside.
• You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
• You discover that your bird feeder is clogged with puffed wheat and popped corn.
• You discover that hot air balloons can't fly because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
• You see lizards carry a leaf to put under their tail when they sit down.
• Hot water now comes out of both taps.
• No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
• You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
• You see birds using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• The chickens are lying hard boiled eggs.
• You see a bee take its yellow jacket off.
• The hump on Camelback Mountain is shrinking.
• The hamburger is all ready cooked after coming off the cow.
• You experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
• By the time you get to work, the radiator is boiling over, your clothes are dripping wet with sweat and you smell like roasted Garfield.
• You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
• The trees are whistling for dogs.
• The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?