Man Mistakes Girlfriend for Hog Shoots Her...What would Pantomime, the People's Theatre do wid dat?
The "legit" moral of the story:
Don't violate "one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."
Observer Link:
www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Man-mistakes-girlfriend-for-hog-shoots-her
Link:: Pantomime:
www.ltmpantomime.com